How about a REAL KEXP update from the phatest DJ at the joint? My phatness is actually so phat that they aren’t sure what to do with my excellent and incredible skillz behind the turntables. Actually, I’m still working on that part of being a DJ so for now its me behind my totally awesome mixed CD’s (only half of which were bought at starbucks and pottery barn!). But soon I’ll unleash my beatboxmatch wiggidy wiggidy skillz on the public and it’ll be the dawn of DJ Anon Mouse. People will FEAR THE MOUSE!!! Anyway, the KEXP remote from NYC totally blew. John and Cheryl thought they could impress us with 21 in-studios in 5 days. Wooo Woooo WOOOO!!!! Big deal. I once mixed John Tesh “Live at Red Rocks” with a phat Manilow cover of Duran Duran’s Rio from the Pottery Barn Summer Series 6 CD at my Yankee Diner gig! People were FREAKING!!! It happened to take place the same time a 94 year old diner was choking on a big ol piece of grizzle but the bottom line was: Phat Beats = Freaking Out! One more thing, if you want to start having charity shows for our community every month, think about the starving dj fund over here. Man cannot live off phat beats and meatloaf alone.