Man what a nice day! 72 here. Perfect. For our MF out there everywhere else it seems, hang in there. Just think of it as a preview of global warming. Sort of “warming you up” for it! Ah ha ha ha ha ha….uh….oh crap, we’re totally dead.
Dude, I just found out the Sonics were sold to some dude in Oklahoma. Oklahoma Super Sonics. Do they even have planes there? I haven’t been this sad since we traded Kemp. Actually he had bloated out to like 400 pounds and had about 14 paternity suits against him (1 in 4 people in Seattle are Shawn Kemp’s kid, that’s a fun fact!). To be fair, Sikma was having babies every 3 months I’m pretty sure. 1979 was a CRAZY year around here! I remember when the Seahawks were going to leave and these buses were pulling out from their headquarters and the news showed like 5 dudes there and 1 of them sort of stood in front of the bus and kind of pushed it and then got the hell out of its way. It was three things.
2. Very much not like “tankman” in China
3. A sign that maybe they should leave, just because of how much it was well, see #1.