Pluto not a planet? WTF? I’m sorry but I’ve said this before, God made 9 planets. I heard that somewhere so its true. They’re calling it a “dwarf planet”? Now that’s just insulting. So you’re saying dwarves aren’t human? Nice. We sent a rocket to Pluto that’s going to take 9 years to arrive. How pissed are THEY going to be on Pluto? All those wacky dogs with the big ears running around the planet looking for their pal Mickey. I’m glad that isn’t me. When those dogs turn, there is going to be hell to pay! And what about getting rid of Mercury instead? Its pretty much the sun’s bitch. What about Neptune? When was the last time you had a conversation about Neptune? I probably talk about Uranus twice a day but not Neptune. Get it? Uranus? Get it? Oh man, like I said, that NEVER gets old. Thank God they didn’t get rid of Uranus. I hope they don’t declassify your anus. I mean Uranus. Is Uranus a dwarf? Oh man. Thank God for Uranus. I’m going to take a rocket to Uranus and....uh...okay I’ve backed myself into a hole and by hole I mean.....egads, sorry, I can’t stop. Seriously. I need to walk away from the keyboard.
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