Pluto not a planet! What’s next?!?!


Pluto not a planet? WTF? I’m sorry but I’ve said this before, God made 9 planets. I heard that somewhere so its true. They’re calling it a “dwarf planet”? Now that’s just insulting. So you’re saying dwarves aren’t human? Nice. We sent a rocket to Pluto that’s going to take 9 years to arrive. How pissed are THEY going to be on Pluto? All those wacky dogs with the big ears running around the planet looking for their pal Mickey. I’m glad that isn’t me. When those dogs turn, there is going to be hell to pay! And what about getting rid of Mercury instead? Its pretty much the sun’s bitch. What about Neptune? When was the last time you had a conversation about Neptune? I probably talk about Uranus twice a day but not Neptune. Get it? Uranus? Get it? Oh man, like I said, that NEVER gets old. Thank God they didn’t get rid of Uranus. I hope they don’t declassify your anus. I mean Uranus. Is Uranus a dwarf? Oh man. Thank God for Uranus. I’m going to take a rocket to Uranus and….uh…okay I’ve backed myself into a hole and by hole I mean…..egads, sorry, I can’t stop. Seriously. I need to walk away from the keyboard.

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  1. Posted August 25, 2006 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I know! The forsaking of our small planet friend is SICK AND WRONG and I won’t have it!!!! Damn astronomers and their stupid votes!

    It seemed like just last week that they were telling us our solar system would be expanding to 12 planets (um, because it was last week). First we’re all excited for the birth of Ceres, Charon, and Xena… and now we have to face the funeral of Pluto?? How is that fair?

  2. Posted May 12, 2007 at 7:21 am | Permalink

    Why is everyone so outraged? I think that anything so small should be considered a dwarf! (!!!) :) Small celestial objects should be called dwarfs because they are! Pluto, Ceres, Eris…. all under 1,500 miles in diameter! As for that it’s unfair because we were waiting for Pluto, Ceres, Charon, Xena….. to be come planets…….you people are too spoiled with the term ‘planet’

  3. Posted May 14, 2007 at 10:31 am | Permalink

    pluto is my planet man… c’mon now. im a scorpio.. so now im just an outcast

  4. jena
    Posted June 8, 2007 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    holy crap Pluto is sooooooooo a planet! i did a 15 page report with size 8 font and it was non stop writing so yeas i think pluto is a planet and will tell every one that it is.

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  1. […] In my continuing efforts to save Pluto from being taken off the “planets” list her on earth I was granted an exclusive interview with the rogue ice chunk.John: First off, thanks so much for taking the time to talk with me Pluto, appreciate the effort. I know it’s a been a really hard week. […]

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