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photo by Gregory A. Perez
We are in the midst of our KEXP auction where YOU can bid on many items around our fine facility. One of those items is a shining knight with blonde hair, big luscious eyes, and a knack for holding you close when life gets you down. YES I am talking about me! Ok, in my picture I may be wearing a wig, but damn I can rock a wig like itâ€™s nobodyâ€™s business. The auction for my sweet mug is only open till Friday the 17th. So bid with confidence, and if you shall win, you also will be able to take a picture with me, and weâ€™ll put it on our web site.
I also saw that a plant sold for $112.50. Now, I realize that Mr. Smithâ€™s plants are beautiful, as is Mr. Smith himself, but if I sell for less than a frigginâ€™ plant, Iâ€™m gonna plant myself in a gas chamber. Ok ok, too drastic, I know. But I just canâ€™t wait to be owned by one of you loyal listeners. So bid high and hard (whatever that means) and I will bow down to the victor.
My fate is in your hands, so put your bidding hands to work, and I will bring forth more overnight craziness and what the hells. In the meantime, Iâ€™ll sit back and fear being out-sold by a plant, and strategically plan my next radio show. No matter what the outcome, I have much love for you all.
Weâ€™re all gonna be ok.
I have to go now, I have to go water my own plants (with my pee).
Sorry, toiletâ€™s broken.