Mr. Fitz goes to the 6th Annual KEXP Yule Benefit

Hello!

My name is Mr. Fitz. I’m 8.

Craziest thing just happened to me… I was just accidentally left behind when my family took of for a vacation in France for the holiday season.

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At first, I was a little bummed. Who would feed me twice a day? Who would scratch me behind the head? Who would let me chase them around the house?

But then, I realized life is pretty awesome alone! I’m talking parties 24-7. Hanging out in alleys and underneath cars, late night rendezvous with the neighbor cats, and a kilo of cat nip. I was on top of the world!

But then, you’re not going to believe this, this pair of bumbling burglars, who had apparently been casing the neighborhood, tried to break into the house.

Man, were my parents frantic when they realized they left me behind. They tried to make it back to Seattle as fast as they could. They must have been worried sick!

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I know what you’re saying. How can a young defenseless cat defend herself from from two burglars? Well, it wasn’t easy, but through a wacky, hard-to-believe series of events, boobie traps, and general stupidity on the part of the burglars, I was able to scare them off.

Finally, my parents returned home! Man, I was so relieved! And to celebrate, we all went to partake in our annual holiday tradition, going to the KEXP Yule Benefit show!

You can too!

Tickets for this 21+ show are available now at Neumos Box Office and at www.ticketswest.com.

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5 Comments

  1. Sammie Sue
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 2:15 pm | Permalink

    Misses Circle Kitty Picky Nose. Only eats special cat food. Only wet kind. One half can in the am one half in the pm. Don’t be late either or you’ll hear about it.

  2. rachel
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 5:57 pm | Permalink

    So true!!

  3. Larry Ratner
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 9:02 pm | Permalink

    I think Mr Fitz needs to be rescued from his parents before it is too late…

  4. Mary Ratner
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

    I think it’s just hilarious…!

  5. fina guio
    Posted December 15, 2008 at 6:22 am | Permalink

    don´t believe a word of this nonsense. if there were any attempted heists mr fitz maggie fitzgerald masterminded the whole thing. her only regret is that you made it home before she could complete the job and fence the stolen goods.

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