Hello!
My name is Mr. Fitz. I’m 8.
Craziest thing just happened to me... I was just accidentally left behind when my family took of for a vacation in France for the holiday season.
At first, I was a little bummed. Who would feed me twice a day? Who would scratch me behind the head? Who would let me chase them around the house?
But then, I realized life is pretty awesome alone! I’m talking parties 24-7. Hanging out in alleys and underneath cars, late night rendezvous with the neighbor cats, and a kilo of cat nip. I was on top of the world!
But then, you’re not going to believe this, this pair of bumbling burglars, who had apparently been casing the neighborhood, tried to break into the house.
Man, were my parents frantic when they realized they left me behind. They tried to make it back to Seattle as fast as they could. They must have been worried sick!
I know what you’re saying. How can a young defenseless cat defend herself from from two burglars? Well, it wasn’t easy, but through a wacky, hard-to-believe series of events, boobie traps, and general stupidity on the part of the burglars, I was able to scare them off.
Finally, my parents returned home! Man, I was so relieved! And to celebrate, we all went to partake in our annual holiday tradition, going to the KEXP Yule Benefit show!
You can too!
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- Friday 12/12: Grand Archives, Shearwater, The Dutchess and The Duke (Click for tickets)
- Saturday 12/13: Thao with the Get Down Stay Down, Shearwater, Cancer Rising (Click for tickets)
- Both nights for $25! (Click for tickets)
5 Comments
Misses Circle Kitty Picky Nose. Only eats special cat food. Only wet kind. One half can in the am one half in the pm. Don’t be late either or you’ll hear about it.
So true!!
I think Mr Fitz needs to be rescued from his parents before it is too late...
I think it’s just hilarious...!
don´t believe a word of this nonsense. if there were any attempted heists mr fitz maggie fitzgerald masterminded the whole thing. her only regret is that you made it home before she could complete the job and fence the stolen goods.